The Legend of Dan
Robert Wingfield [Wingfield, Robert]An adult bawdy romp through time, space and credibility. Not for the young or those of delicate sensibilities.
A knock on his door in the night heralds the beginning of a nightmare for the only out of work IT specialist in the country. Kara, the gorgeous woman who kidnaps him, wants to take down a mail-order company, known as the Consortium, bent on conquering the galaxy. But she is not everything she seems. After a deliberate misunderstanding of his name, Tom, Two-Dan $mith (sic) is set up as the unlikely hero for the mission, or in the mind of his captor, to become the cannon fodder.
His first task is to free a race of invertebrates, the Mucronns, and help with the spawning of a new generation and then, in search of the Consortium's source of power, Tom is rushed across time and space to a planet inhabited by the Skagans, a race of immature Viking rejects. He loses the girl he has recently saved and ties up with an ale slinger of indeterminate origin, known as the...